Northwestern Bitch

When there are too many people at the keg…

When I’m scheduling classes…

When I’m listening to a lecture…

       

When I get home after a rough night at the deuce…

         

When I successfully bullshit my way through a discussion section…

      

When I drop a class in the first week of the quarter…

        

When I have to take a class that doesn’t allow laptops…

         

When I realized classes start a week from tomorrow…

          

When I got my first email about winter quarter classes…

                                         

When my family is giving me advice about “real life”…